Funny Things.:]

Post some random/funny conversations that you and your friends said.
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Awhile ago, walking out of the gas station.

Courtney: You know we just missed the condom aisle in there?
Me: No!
Nicole: No, go back inside!

Walking away...

Nicole: Who buys condoms in the gas station!?
Me: People who wanna fuck in the car.
*Courtney starts laughing.
Nicole: Yeah, you got your vault, you got your skittles, you got your condoms...
*Two random people walk by.*
Nicole: Whoops, a little too loud.

This wasn't really that funny but at the time it was because i was on some weird sugar high.
and you have to admit it's kinda true
so i'm just copying this from BMIB

for our four towns in our district people created 'bash names' to replace their actual ones. so it's kinda like an onliving joke.

Me - I'm so upset that I can't think of the other name for Glenolden.
Mom - Well whats Norwoods?
Brother - Whore-wood.
Mom - oh thats real nice.
Me - you have room to talk. you keep calling me a streetwalker.
Mom - well if it makes you feel any better my mom used to call me a hussy.
Sister - whats a hussy?
Mom - it's a really old term for...
Brother - prostitute
Sister - great
Me - is it like some ongoing tradition to insult your daughters on the women's side of the family?
Brother - Probably
Me - Well if so I'm just jumping on it now and i'm referring to my first daughter as a skank.
Mom - DAMNN. straight up. and you know thats probably the only tradition our family ever kept.
Brother - and knowing your daughter she'll keep it going without even thinking.